Sir Harley - Security
Sir Harley is head of security at Carolina Motors. I picked him up for only $10, and he talks! REALLY, HE CAN TALK! Here is how I got him so cheap....I was driving around Lexington and saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale .' I rang the bell and the owner appears and tells me the dog is in the backyard. I went into the backyard and saw Sir Harley sitting there. 'You talk?' I asked. 'Yep,' he replied. After I recovered from the shock of hearing a dog talk, I asked 'So, what's your story?' He looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' I was amazed so I go back in and ask the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff ! Moral of the story, Don't believe anything Sir Harley tells you!